¡Ay Caramba! Mexican immigration isn’t going away on its own

chris: dad, can you help me with my math homework?
peter: math my dear boy is nothing more than the lesbian sister of biology

peter: lois, you´ve got a sick mind!
lois: peter im talking about making love
peter: oh, i thought you wanted us to murder the children and harvest their organs for beer money


estas y muchas mas frases de peter aqui

mara salvaamlo

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meet an inmate

esto es como el capitulo de seinfeld en el que george se consigue a una novia convicta, solo que esto es real y tu proximo amor esta a solo 3 dolares de distancia.

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